Saturday, February 12, 2011

Restoring earth from backup

Hey everyone. Making this short since Gaia is forcing me to restore Earth from a backup she made last month. Right now i'm on disk 34 of 111,230,211. I don't even really know why i'm writing this since I ended all life on Earth and rendered the planet into an inhospitable sulphur giant yesterday because of an ENTIRELY AVOIDABLE argument about proper verb usage.

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  2. Your locality must've been on the first 1012 CDs. If you notice any gigantic black voids on the edge of town, i'd advise you not to walk into them, as doing so would completely tear you atom from atom.

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  3. Weeeeeeh! (Teenager + Live Jonas brothers kind of "Weeeh")Atom tearing! It sounds.. interesting! Can I try it? Can I? Can I? Can I?

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  4. how's the restoring coming along??

    gud luck

    p.s. fuck u for killing...dont do it again I dont wanna die and not know it

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  5. I managed to escape in a shuttle before you destroyed the Earth, and somehow managing to post this using subspace interwebs.

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  6. Would you please redo disk 3? The there's a little black void in my room that keeps on eating my magnets. >:(

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  7. I'm pretty sure disk 3 restored the world's moustaches

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  8. @ Eric...
    Shutup! I don't care what problems you have, just so long as I get to keep all this great stuff I don't remember owning.

    Brb, supermodel sex on my yacht!!!11!:D

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  9. Well, the world wouldn't have had to eat my bloody cioppino if the [insert city here] police force didn't hire illiterates.

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  10. Could you leave out child popstars, please?

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