Sunday, February 27, 2011
More legal troubles and agitators in our midst
Long story short, one of you reported my last post to the authorities. That made its way to the legal counsel of the remaining planeteers, who then immediately filed a class action lawsuit to have my blog eradicated and pictures of me in a lionskin singlet posted in small, classified ads all across our blase nation. Although the judge was kind enough to rule against all of these requests, she did place a court order against me prohibiting me from writing about the Planeteers for the next six months. I have recovered my pomegranate-crazed lawyer, and he is now working his darndest to get an injunction against this blatantly eco-unfriendly action. In the meantime, as punishment for ratting me out, I have had five readers of my blog selected at random and bikini waxed at knife point.