My mullet is spiky, green and long
but not as hard as my blue schlong
Which is wacky, wierd, wet and round
Can hardly lift it off the ground
It's sadly afflicted by crab bites
And swollen, blue, in tight red tights
In cheapo goon my sex drive drowns
I thrust no more in leaps and bounds
From syphillis I have no fear
My prick's maintained by the Planeteers!
